A "Mighty (Unarmed) Warship"

The government recently commissioned the new aircraft carrier, the USS Gerald Ford. A mighty warship, named after a president who was never elected, but was APPOINTED VP through political finagling so that he could replace Vice President Spiro Agnew so he would not become president when Richard Nixon resigned. He was known for braining people with golf balls and hurting himself. Another notable “warship” was named after anti-gun fool Gabrielle Giffords. This “littoral combat ship” (whatever that means) was properly UNARMED, since it was named for a fool who wanted us ALL to be unarmed in the face of ARMED criminals and other “bad guys.” Naming Navy ships after this kind of fool is the best reason why our enemies are laughing at us. (America's Navy)