Wednesday, August 16, 2017

A Life Lesson

A very small, fat little guy with a strange looking haircut walked into a western bar. He walked right up to a very large man. He came up to about that man's belt buckle. The man was engaged in a serious conversation with a bar girl who sat on his lap. The little guy commenced hitting the big man on his knee. Left, right, left, right. The big man looked down with an irritated look on his face, reached down, and slapped him away like he would a fly. He didn't even pause in his conversation. The little man flew through the air, through the wall, having made his own hole. He landed on the ground after bouncing off the big man's horse. The horse (whose name was “Army”) was so offended by this that he promptly stomped the little guy with the funny haircut into a bloody puddle. The lesson? Don't mess with the big guy (or his horse) unless you have a death wish. Somebody should send a copy of this to Kim Jong Un. (Just common sense)

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