Cow Farts Taxed

They call it a “maintenance fee,” because cow farts contain methane, which they consider a cause of problems in global arming. But it is a TAX. What is a tax? Any money the government REQUIRES you to pay, for some silly reason or other—and that’s just what those “cow fart fees” are. Silly. Yes, cows fart. They have always farted. Every living being farts. They do many times every day. To get rid of the buildup of methane gas in their body. It was always thus, and only semi-recently have politicians seized upon them to scam more money out of farmers, charging a “fee” for every cow they own. And this is only the beginning. Once they gain acceptance of this “fee” as normal and natural, they’ll expand it to humans, and all other kinds of animals they can think of. The “cow fart excuse” will become a bonanza for greedy politicians (are there any other kind?), and soon they will add a tax on everything that farts. Even FISH fart, which is a little known fact. This discovery could mean massive extra taxes on ALL Americans, and foreign politicians, who keep track of what we do, will pick up on it, and assess a similar tax on everything, and everybody. Soon, it will become the biggest tax ever. (Gizmodo)