Wednesday, February 21, 2018

"Armed Bear Escapes!"

It's true! Somewhere in Siberia, there's a bear who is armed with TWO rifles! He (she?) stole them from a secluded cabin when the occupant went to the creek and left them in the cabin. How he carried them is not known. But the armed bear escaped into the woods with the guns and some food. Actual headline: "Beware Armed Bear Armed With Two Weapons Loose In Siberian Region!" I guess there's not too much exciting news in Siberia these days, now it's no longer a repository for Russian "criminals." But, an armed bear? Will that bear start hunting people with those guns? (Siberian Times)

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