To Tax A Fart

The liberals have come up with something insanely stupid, and they think it is genius. They have embarked on a program to tax cow farts, saying (falsely) that the methane gas thus released is a “danger to the environment.” What they don’t realize (of course) is that all living beings fart, including liberals. But of course, they will make sure they don’t have to pay their “fart tax.” Cows fart. So do horses, and pigs, and all other farm animals. Non-farm animals fart, too. Human beings fart. Birds fart. Even bugs fart. We just can’t hear them. They’ve all been farting since the beginning of time, and the world is still here. Farting is normal. You can’t stop farting. Farting is necessary to expel that methane gas, or you’re going to be in a lot of trouble. Taxing farts is a blatant overreach by government, taxing a normal thing that nobody can stop doing. They’ve begun by applying a “fee” based on the number of cows on a ranch or farm. Next, they will suddenly “notice” what I’ve been saying, that all living beings fart, and what a “goldmine” that is for them to tax—if they can get away with the con, and they’ll try to tax everything that farts, which is every living being—and thereby will cause the failure as people realize the futility of taxing farts to be a “good thing” for the environment, and is just a way to tax us more. (Just common sense)