Thursday, February 7, 2019

Eliminating Farting Cows

Newly minted congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to eliminate all farting cows in ten years (among other things). Doesn’t this stupid, uh, witch know that ALL living beings (and even some recently dead) fart? What’s she plan on doing about that? Give everybody a plug and instructions on how to use it without killing people behind them? This fool woman is typical of stupid liberal politicians who know NOTHING while pretending to be smarter than everybody else, then going out and screwing up everything they touch while making excuses on why all her plans fail. She says her plans “don’t have a price tag.” How stupid. They DO have a price tag. A BIG one. Bigger than we can handle. But she’s too dense to even be aware of that, and ridicules and insults those who wisely reject her stupidities. If it only cost us a buck a fart, we still couldn’t get rid of them all. There isn’t enough money in the world to do that, even if the government can print money. They couldn’t print it fast enough. (Just common sense)

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