Illegal Farting

The African country of Malawi wants to make it illegal to fart. Never mind it’s sometimes almost impossible to “pin it on” the right person. Children will let go a poo, then blatantly point at someone else. So will many adults. My personal opinion is it’s the usual attempt by politicians to control EVERYTHING we do. In one children’s school in the USA, they expelled a child for pooping in her pants. Children at that age will do that, so what’s the big thing? I think the whole thing is a bunch of stinky brown stuff. People WILL fart. If it is illegal to do it in pubic they will still fart in private. As a means of "cleaning up" the atmosphere this law is a BUST. As are the laws in this country that allow the government to lay a fee on every cow a rancher owns because the cows emit gas. all they do is give the government more power to take more money from us. (UK Daily Mail)