Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Methinks He Doth Protest Too Much


"Cuban leader Fidel Castro's recovery from intestinal surgery is satisfactory, his eldest son has said. The son, also named Fidel, said his father could eventually make a complete recovery from his illness. The 80-year-old leader was taken ill last July and is believed to be suffering from diverticulitis, a weakening of the walls of the colon." Do you believe that? I believe it about as much as I believe Osama bin Laden is still alive, the harder they try and convince us he is. I think bin Laden was made into a "crispy critter" years ago when we bombed one of his caves with him in it. They've been trying to convince us he's still alive ever since. I think they're trying to convince us Castro is not dying. And when he does, it'll take the world a long time (as is usual in communist countries) to find out. (BBC News, 2/16/07)

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