No Social Life

 In Chicago, many would have no social life if it were not for attending the funerals and wakes for previous victims of shootings. Recently, in “tight gun laws” Chicago, 13 people were wounded while attending a “memorial party” for a previous gunshot victim. This shooting was described as “an isolated incident,” although how they figured that, I don’t know. This comes amid Chicago bragging that “gun crime” had gone down 14% so far, in Chicago. Only about 475 people have been killed through December. Not mentioned is the possibility this shooting was gang-related, but it was noted that it occurred in a “high-crime area,” which usually means gang activity. Recently there was a day in Chicago where NOBODY was killed by a gun, and politicians bought a lot of champagne to celebrate. Only in Chicago. I’ve got a nephew who lives in Chicago, and I’m always worried about him living there, even though he doesn’t live in one of those “high-crime areas.” Hopefully he doesn’t have reason to pass through one, though. Gang members killing each other aren’t very good shots, and they don’t care how many innocent people they accidentally kill. The Chicago cops attribute their problems to “too many guns on the streets.” But that’s wrong. The problem is too many FOOLS on the streets with ILLEGAL guns. (Mail News)