"Weenie Wagger" Wants to Run

He wants to run for mayor of New York—and knowing the way N’Yawkas think, he’ll probably be elected. Things like sending pictures of his weenie to several women are “resumé enhancements” to liberals, and New York is a “hotbed” of liberals and moochers who want nothing more than a “free ride.” You may know that Weiner (appropriately named) is most famous for sending pictures of his weenie to several women (not his wife) and had to resign from Congress in shame. That’s because Congress is made up of more than just liberal Democrats. Now he wants to run for Mayor of New York City and will probably win. Bill Clinton, one of the most notorious “weenie waggers” in politics (a Democrat, of course) was elected president TWICE, even though it was common knowledge he was a confirmed “skirt-chaser” who RAPED his way to the White House. (RT)