Taxing "Cow Farts"

The EPA has “defined” cow farts as “pollution” and at least one state is taxing cow farts. How they do it is to levy a tax on each animal on a farm while “estimating” how much gas each emits each day, which forms the basis of their “animal fart” tax. What about HUMAN farts? Are THEY pollution? How stupid is this government? Stupid enough to “define” CARBON DIOXIDE, which is ESSENTIAL to plant life, as a “pollutant” and using this As the basis for many new “pollution taxes.” The fact that without carbon dioxide we would all die doesn’t seem to be important to them. Plants “breathe it in” and exhale OXYGEN, which is essential to US. But try convincing the EPA of that! One day, the EPA will "define" BREATHING as a pollutant," and begin levying a "gas tax" on every individual living in the United States to collect it.(Just common sense)