He Can't Do That! He's Dead!

Osama "Gives Us The Finger"

Osama bin Laden (or whoever is pretending to be him today) says he has "a big message for Muslims." Do you suppose they've found a better "look-alike" than they've had before? He says he will deliver this message, "God willing." But I don't think God is willing, since bin Laden had been a "crispy critter" since about 2002 when we blew him up in one of his "hidey-holes." They can act like he's still alive all they want, but I'm not going to believe it until I hear him refer to something that happened today. And with computer software able to do almost anything with an image, maybe not even then.(AFP)